Julia. 20. Canada.

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There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped
I look 12 today so here’s a throw back to the other day when I was cute.

My room mates cat literally pooped in my bathroom sink.

Purchases of the day ☺️





why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.

My brother once sat on me and farted until I passed out

my brother duct taped me to a treadmill and turned it to the highest setting once

when I was four my brother locked me in a ferret cage for an hour on Christmas Eve

When I was 11 I tied my older brother to a chair with a pink ribbon and left him there until my mom got home he thought it was funny until my mom got pissed off at him and we left him there for an hour he ended up crying and trying to escape but he just ended up knocking himself over on his side and started crying even more.

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She hated the namelessness of women in stories, as if they lived and died so that men could have metaphysical insights.
Chad Harbach, The Art of Fielding  (via glittergheist)

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